Juggler

I have decided to master the art of juggling.

I am convinced that with a good deal of practice it is possible to reach a fair degree of proficiency. I've seen it done, many times.

Concentration is definitely required

So is a daring streak

Flexibility can be useful too

My sister bought me a juggling kit some time ago

Now, let's see - that's one in the air

Now two are on the go

All three - and still one hand free to use the camera!

Of course, there is a very good reason why I want to take up juggling. Next time I do the weekly shop and I am unloading copious amounts of fruit and fish onto the counter, I will wait patiently for the inevitable question:  ''Do you need any bags?'' 

Then, dear readers, I will pause for a moment or two for dramatic effect before replying, ''No thanks - it's fine! I can easily juggle all of this home with my bare hands, thank you!''

And then, with a demonstration of extraordinary dexterity, I'll prove it.